You Don't Mess with the Zohan Soundtrack [2008] All Songs and Music

List of Songs

Ma Sheba Ba Hadag Nahash

0:01 Zohan strolls along the sand, participates in a Hacky Sack match, and prevails.

(Keep Feeling) Fascination The Human League

0:02 The girls and Zohan's friend dance to music as they prepare food on the barbecue. Until a helicopter can take him away, Zohan joins in.

Hallo Hallo Ace Of Base

0:07 He is asked to come next door by Zohan's friend and the girls, but he declines, stating that his parents will be having dinner.

Hine Ani Ba Hadag Nahash

0:10 Zohan gets out of the vehicle and starts moving freely.

Wa-Do-Dem Eek-A-Mouse

0:17 While background music plays, Zohan discusses dreams with the cab driver (Chris Rock).

NYC Beat Armand Van Helden

0:17 Images of New York are displayed after the flight out of the airport. Zohan eventually shows up outside after asking the cab driver to take him to Paul Mitchell's hair salon.

I Wanna Sex You Up Colour Me Badd

0:18 Looking out the salon window, Zohan picture himself working in the Paul Mitchell salon.

Look On The Floor/Hypotic Tango Bananarama

0:19 After applying for a job at the Paul Mitchell salon, Zohan leaves while dancing and making everyone laugh.

Excellent Mobbing

0:25 While instrumental music plays, Zohan points out a "big" girl to Michael while they are both in the disco club.

Get Carter (Main Title) Bombay Dub Orchestra

0:26 A second song is playing in the background as Zohan converses with the club's DJ.

Somebody's Watching Me Rockwell

0:26 Michael dances next to a "fat" girl until he is ejected while Zohan plays music from the club's DJ booth.

It Takes Two Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock

0:27 In the club, Zohan meets Uri but initially conceals his true identity.

Connected Stereo MCs

0:27 In the restroom of the club, Zohan converses with Uri and says he wants to get his hair cut. He receives a job offer from Uri at the electronics retailer.

All Night Long Mary Jane Girls

0:28 In a salon, Zohan attacks an unlocked wig.

The Hampsterdance Song Hampton and The Hampster

0:29 In the children's salon, a faint song can be heard in the background.

9/4 The Ladies Balkan Beat Box

0:30 As Zohan searches for the electronics store with Uri's business card, a Walbridge poster is hung on the wall. Eventually, he notices it.

Time Will Change Caroldene Black

0:31 As the employees of the electronics store "Going Out of Business" interact with customers, music plays inside. Zohan shows up after Uri haggles with one of Walbridge's men.

Beautiful Life Ace Of Base

0:36 From the electronics store to the salon across the street, Zohan dances.

California Hadag Nahash

0:38 Zohan uses hummus to brush his teeth, combs his hair in the salon, and engages in small talk.

Strip Adam Ant

0:46 To start the stereo, Zohan spits out an earring while washing a woman's hair.

Pump Up The Jam Technotronic

0:49 When Dhalia enters her salon, she discovers a sizable line of patrons outside. Zohan, who also chops Michael's mother, makes an impression on the ladies with his hair-cutting abilities.

I Can't Wait Nu Shooz

0:51 Paul Mitchell calls Zohan while he is at the salon and offers to hire him for his business.

Hillbilly Band Marshall Tucker Band

1:14 Zohan questions Claude about his ability to impress a woman after cutting her hair. They each take a shoulder as Claude hesitates.

Fantasy Mariah Carey

1:18 Over the phone, Walbridge converses with a few hillbillies.

Gonna Fly Now Carol Connors, Bill Conti and Ayn Robbins

1:19 A Hacky Sack tournament poster is posted, and Zohan mentions having tickets.

I Already Don't Remember Singapore

1:22 Before Zohan leaves, Dhalia gives him the brand-new Paul Mitchell book in the salon and they part ways.

Artillery Infected Mushroom

1:24 The guys get ready with their weapons just before the Hacky Sack competition, like pulling grenades from the fryer.

Dynamic Force Delirious

1:25 Kevin James and John McEnroe are introduced on the big screen as the Hacky Sack competition gets underway.

The Star Spangled Banner Mariah Carey and The Boston Pops

1:26 At the Hacky Sack competition, Mariah Carey sings the US national anthem live.

Hakol Ze Letova (Amir Afergan Remix) Dana International

1:26 The Hacky Sack competition has a disco break.

Jimmy Jimmy Aaja Aaja Bappi Lahiri

1:36 Zohan leaps down the building from Mariah's window.

Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now McFadden and Whitehead

1:39 On the street, Zohan and the Phantom fight and discuss shoes with the hillbillies. The scene is covered by the news.

I'll Be Lovin' You Long Time Mariah Carey

1:40 The bomb-carrying hillbilly flies through a window and lands between two men on the sofa. Soon after, the puppies arrive.

Feels Good David Morales and Angela Hunte

1:42 The Phantom working in a shoe shop, Salim providing goat rides, the electronics store, and Zohan working with Michael and Dhalia in his new salon are all depicted in the closing scenes. Additionally, Zohan's parents show up.